Boxcar

To be fair, he's some American geezer living in Florida. I've had bad poutine, it's likely his experience is very limited but he just extrapolated that experience to cover poutine generally. This is worthy of a 12 hour ban, which I will eventually issue.

Somewhere between Santa and the Illuminati

Dinger is like rotoworld. Recommends pickups when ownership rates hit 80%. Quick on the draw, this guy.

George Takei is supposed to act and stfu about things he doesn't know but I guess we can't all have what we want.

Already made that joke and you fail for not slapping this clown with a ban. It was mid porn scene, not just tits.

King, Org, look away until a mod deals with this

It's too bad I'm not a real mod because I'd take care of this

Rest assured, appropriate bannings will be distributed as warranted as soon an I receive my powers of head moderator.

Comparing me to that water flavoured snocone is a bannable offense. Only warning.

Obviously forever. Someone has to fix things up around here.

Anyone who disagrees with my moderator status will be banned. Please watch your tone and or opinions in this thread. I am making a list.

Holy s*** @ Derek Jeter lol Wear a condom, bud

Are you saying you don't want me to be a mod?

I hate Derek Jeter and everything he represents. He was a selfish POS to an insane degree and his ego dwarfed A-Rod's, he was just quiet about it. He was a s***** defensive SS for almost his entire career and the Yankees traded for a guy who was much better at his position. Did Jeter do right by the team and move? Of course not. A-Rod had to play third because King Derek always had to get his way. The lore around his postseason performance, which was pretty much the same as he's regular season performance, etc. Clearly a HOF but buoyed by an unearned reputation. One for one, give me a Jim Edmonds, Kenny Lofton, Manny Ramirez or Scott Rolen over Jeter any day.

Do you know who Socrates Brito is? Kenny Lofton didn't provide any value on the defensive side or the base paths. Like seriously, next time, take 2 seconds to google before making yourself look like an idiot.

Let me guess. You were one of the people clamoring for him after a week in ST. You make up these excuses for his performance in your head but none of them matter at all.

Yes, a player who has been terrible for the past few years could easily be an average MLB player. If you wish hard enough, just maybe it will come true!

He'd still be eligible, dippus shittus.

Pearson? Groshans?

Anthony Alford will be omitted

Time for TSB to head to the bullpen.

Lol whenever that happens. I'll try to do my part this week but be warned, El Capitan is #1

Sounds good

Pearson, Groshans, SWR, Pardinho, and I'd argue that Kirk should be For how deep the system is, there were a bevvy of guys who took big steps back: Kevin Smith, Chavez Young, Chad Spanberger, David Paulino, Eric Pardinho (not really his fault), Ryan Noda, Julian Merryweather, Patrick Murphy, etc. Then there's guys who haven't taken the leap forward as we'd hoped, like Otto Lopez, Cal Stevenson, Brock Lundquist, etc. But, conversely, we get Moreno out of nowhere, Joey Murray out of nowhere, Kirk continuing to be the best hitting prospect for catchers and Manoah looks like he was a great pick and Phil Clarke is showing some very positive indicators. Still a good system. People have no issue s***ing on the Jays' FO but you really should appreciate just how amazing they are are acquiring prospect talent. They have to be a top 3 team in this regard. The ability to recognize young talent is nothing short of amazing. I may have been wrong about the Stroman trade. I softened on it already after Stro's disgrace of an exit, and I still think they should have squeezed something else; they had leverage and BVW is a dumn-dumn. However, it appears that they hit the bullseye with Big Sim.

Spanky wields gifs like star wars kid wields a broom