Says it's nothing to worry about,
They say he will play in a few days,
We start to get worried as he now hasn't played in a week but they ensure he's fine,
Misses a few weeks but comes back "feeling" completely healthy,
Gets hurt a few weeks later in some freak play and misses significant time,
Comes back and never plays to the best of his ability,
Blames his season on not feeling healthy all season
Next spring comes back feeling the best he's ever felt
And repeat.