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Everything posted by Smedley Butler

  1. Smedley Butler
    I just felt a stirring in The Force, praise be to Olerud! We got this one boys.............walkoff homers for dayyyyyys.
  2. Smedley Butler
    Soetero's fault!
  3. Smedley Butler
    Get snorting/smoking/gulping. Call an escort. Don't give so much as a single fack.
  4. Smedley Butler
    Panem et circenses
  5. Smedley Butler
    Wilner calling the game right now on the radjya, just called Billy Butler "Country Breakfast".
  6. Smedley Butler
    Rofl Just...................rofl
  7. Smedley Butler
    Rofl I just ate like 10 grams ofshrooms, Mr. SideAll is kiling me right now as I listen on the radjya
  8. Smedley Butler
    Luckily, you're not too old to be a broke virgin with a toddler-penis. -ba dum TISH- Edit: seriously, there's something you can do about it; either penis pumps you can use therapeutically in the shower, and/or a jelqing regimen. s*** works, in the past few months I gained like half an inch, I'm pushing 8" now. Sure beats stalking random people on the internet and lashing out at them because you feel inferior to them in a certain aspect, no?
  9. Smedley Butler
    Oh please. Your introductory post in last night's GT was something like "hi all I'm here to educate you all on baseball". Give me a break, obvious troll account is obvious. Why be a little manlet about it? Just blast people with your default account, it's not like this is Fagbook and people will know your real ID. Stop being such a sackless pussy about this.
  10. Smedley Butler
    See, now THIS is why I pray to you man. Sage perspective, fuelled by nicotine and overclocked CPU's. -says a quick prayer- My understanding of irony is basically, the occurence of something unexpected in a given situation. Even though I was a wee shitstain teen when that crappy song was making the rounds, I still remember the debate; people assumed irony had to be the "opposite" of what one would expect in any given situation, instead of it just being something unexpected. TL;DR Olerud is a Lord amongst men. May his overclocked CPU always remain optimally vented and cooled, forever and ever, amen.
  11. Smedley Butler
    -appreciating the irony of posters raging and venting at other posters for raging and venting in the raging and venting thread-
  12. Smedley Butler
    Not certain. There's about 3 or 4 obsessive types on here who dedicate their lives to needling the SABR nerdlingers every chance they get, one of them for sure. Creating a troll account to say what you don't have the balls to say with your regular account? Highly homosexualist.
  13. Smedley Butler
    Why not do this with your regular account, why create a troll account for this? Have some balls at least, man.
  14. Smedley Butler
    Moi is glad I went to beddy-byes.around 9:30 when we were up 6-5, I am afraid that my Calm would have suffered a hit had I been witness to Brother Reyes' s***ing of the pants. I shall say an extra prayer to Olerud for you all, to pray that you rediscover Calm.
  15. Smedley Butler
    Prithee, Brother thebluejay, dost thou have any of the heroin? -still calm-
  16. Smedley Butler
    ZOMG I'M CUMMING EHHHHHRRRRMAGERRRRRDDDDD SOOO MUCH SPUNK I NEED A NEW MATRESS!!!??!?!!?1! Cum filler
  17. Smedley Butler
    Google some derivative of "Michelle Bachmann eating a footlong". Gets me hard every time, I bet she can deepthroat with the best of them. Hottest campaign pic evah.
  18. Smedley Butler
    Dear Lord Olerud Give me the strength to suffer a classic RA Dickey start And give us this day our daily fap And smite all those who trespass against the win streak with your mighty overclocked CPU And forgive those who fail to wig out every time the club is losing On Earth, as you do in Digital Heaven Amen
  19. Smedley Butler
    Bro, I'm trying to get my hate on over here, you're deflating my rage-boner with your f***ing "facts".
  20. Smedley Butler
    He had his monthly good start last time out, he's due for 4 stinkers in a row.
  21. Smedley Butler
    Dude gets raped every fifth day nowadays. -is going to hell-
  22. Smedley Butler
    Oh man I've been wanting to go there for soooooo long now, so glad somebody said this and it didn't have to be me. Lol
  23. Smedley Butler
    I am both shocked and appalled by this. Those f***ing bastards! We should ask Stephen Harper to ask Bibi Netanyahoo what he should do about scum like that.
  24. Smedley Butler
    Psssssst, "Jays" ends with an "s". Don't tell anyone though. ;-)
  25. Smedley Butler
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh...............I came. -Calm restored-
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