Gibboned
The process of destroying a perfectly serviceable item due to either fecklessness or recklessness or a combination of both.
George enjoyed having a family until an retarded intern mechanic gibboned the brakes on his minivan.
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gibboned
Sounds about right.
Lol, I cant believe I found this on the A's forum....hahahaha
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2015/8/20/9185311/why-the-as-won-the-donaldson-trade-so-far
Yoenis Cespedes has 3 home runs, 1 single, 1 double, 1 stolen base, 5 runs, and 7 RBI.
He is the first player since 1914 to have at least 3 home runs, at least 5 hits, at least 5 runs, at least 7 RBI, and at least 1 stolen base.