A charismatic man of such intellect should need little to no time to prep for this.
Seriously though, you're probably the most ideal person for the job. Pendleton4life19 will even work pro bono on the DDL draft prep for you to free up time/commitments.
I think we should make a poll asking the fine posters of the BJMB of the top 2-3 people they would like to listen too and then based on those results ask the people if they would be interested and just keep moving down the list until we get a couple people to commit to it.
My heart is ready for this start.
First inning.
1.1 : ground out
1.2 : Swinging strike out with the slider
1.3: Swinging strike out with the slider (Ex Jays Lane Thomas)
Second inning
2.1: ground out
2.2: ground out
2.2: ground ball single.
2.3: ground out