The only explanation is that they were all travelling on a bus together for a game and accidently ran over an old gypsy's wife. He then touched all their faces saying "Fatter" putting a lifelong curse on them.
It's not the hitting that pisses me off (I think he will figure that out). It's the terrible baseball IQ he has when not hitting. I hope some more experience and the coaching staff can help.
I thought this thread was for getting Charlie fired? All I see is guys sucking his dick. You know Dan Shulman lurks here so let's get the hate brewing!