John Balkabella

On the other hand, you are an idiot.

Standard deviation is a thing. You can look it up. Do not come around this head with numbers. I am pretty good with them.

Good win.

Great outing Jose.

Why Stangstag, did I say something egregiously wrong?

Spank, as a Blue Jay, Chap has had two good months, last August and April of this year. I don’t like building a middle of the order around that.

In a decent, I am not saying good, lineup Chapman hits seventh.

Mr. Director, what a great shot of strike three, twenty yards behind the umps ass! Almost like you were there!

The director of this broadcast thinks he is Fellini. Jeebus!

He’s good.

Danny!

Please fire the director of those pitches to LH batters. Right now. This second.

Berrios not fooling anyone today.

Soccar injury.

Vlad with a solid ribbie.

Certainly conceivable. Likely, I don’t think so. Wearing out the starters, and it is telling, with the lack of rest. A good team would have a fifth starter tonight.

What, exactly, makes you say that Spank? Refute it point by point.

I think people who say the draft/development of this system are being pessimistic don’t know their hole from a hole in the ground. Give your f***ing head a shake. How many years do you give these guys? Draft, say four. International, say six. I will be kind, and even extend that a year. How many millions, and how many whiffs? It is fine if you think those in the system now are more than JAGs, but their minor league numbers pretty much ensure that. Buffalo, where “high velocity” pitchers, gimme a break, relievers go to die. Yeah, they miss some bats, but the bats get them a lot more than that. Silly me, I was expecting more from this front office. Think the leash is long enough. It is obvious many of you don’t know how businesses work. You don’t have to trust me on anything I say, I did pretty well, but Shapiro is the problem here. He is a bullshitter, hey, give me a billion, and I’ll make the Rogers Centre look good, too. Spends millions on crap,and we buy it every year. I am not satisfied by that. I look at my Dodgers, and when a catastrophe happens, they have three minor league starters able to take the bit. Oh, we’re not the Rays or the Dodgers developing pitchers, many say, as if that is a given. If we want to win the the World Series, we better be as good as them. Just got to be better. I am not happy with mediocraty.

Be honest. You think this team is going 40-30 or something like that with that offence and that pitching staff? Yes, of course it stems back to Shatkins not being able to draft/develop talent. It has been f***ing brutal. Times up.

Praise Baby Jesus! Finally!

That Berrios contract ain’t so bad, is it?

WTF. That’s bad baseball.

Berrios 33 pitches through four.

KK PR for Belt.

Clutch George!