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	I'm incredibly grateful for the work you do. You play such an important role in recording and relating the story of the game. Our website would look lifeless without you. With all that said... I have to make a request.




	I need more photos to use when the Blue...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3249</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:53:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Case for Everyone in the Blue Jays' Rotation To Start on Opening Day</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/blue-jays-opening-day-starters/</link><description>When the Blue Jays welcome the Athletics to the Rogers Centre on March 27, there&#x2019;s one man who deserves to throw the first pitch: &#xA0;Kevin Gausman. For the last four years, Gausman has been the steady anchor of Toronto&#x2019;s pitching staff. Since he joined the team on a five-year, $110 million deal, h...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3080</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 11:53:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Definitive Guide to the Ultimate Season of Blue Jays Giveaways</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/blue-jays-50th-season-giveaways/</link><description>The Blue Jays released their 2026 promotional giveaway schedule last week. The assortment of items highlights last year&#x2019;s magical run and the organization&#x2019;s 50th anniversary. From jerseys and hats to collectibles and replica jewellery, here's a look at what&#x2019;s worth lining up early for (to make s...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3040</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 17:06:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Would You Do With $285 Million?</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/building-blue-jays-super-team/</link><description>Picture a mountain of money so tall it could cast a shadow over the CN Tower. Not a neat stack of bills, not a vault filled with cash, a skyscraper made entirely of currency. That&#x2019;s what $285 million looks like when you try to visualize it. It stops feeling real and starts feeling like something...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3016</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 11:56:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Are the Angels Following the Blue Jays' Blueprint?</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/angels-following-blue-jays-blueprint/</link><description>The 2025 Blue Jays had a magical season that brought them within an inch or two of a World Series title. Teams around the league absolutely took notice, and while Toronto didn&#x2019;t do it with the lightest payroll, they still came in about $100 million back of the winning Dodgers. The other Los Ange...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2954</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2025 13:55:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I Asked AI To Tell Me When Bo Bichette and Kyle Tucker Will Sign</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ai-predict-bo-bichette-kyle-tucker-free-agency/</link><description>The Blue Jays are in the thick of the offseason rumour mill, supposedly chasing both Bo Bichette and Kyle Tucker. Fans are refreshing their social feeds like they're life-support machines. So, I asked four AI platforms to tell me when and where these stars will sign. The results? A comedy of con...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2949</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2025 15:33:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Really? LeBron?? by Vladimir Guerrero Jr.</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lebron-james-vladimir-guerrero-jr-sports-reference/</link><description>Editor&#x2019;s Note: This is the first Jays Centre article by five-time MLB All-Star Vladimir Guerrero Jr. We&#x2019;re always looking for eager new writers to join our staff, whether you&#x2019;re a Home Run Derby champion or just the reigning ALCS MVP.&#xA0; If you&#x2019;d like to learn more,&#xA0;please click here, fill out the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2935</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 20:08:04 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Yankees Accuse Blue Jays of Using &#x201C;Superior Skills&#x201D; To &#x201C;Score More Runs&#x201D;</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/yankees-accuse-blue-jays-cheating-using-superior-skills-score-more-runs/</link><description>Is this the beginning of baseball&#x2019;s next cheating scandal? The New York Yankees lobbed some serious accusations at the Toronto Blue Jays over the weekend, claiming their ALDS opponents are taking advantage of a deeper, more talented lineup to score runs more frequently.&#xA0;




	After outscoring th...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2769</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 10:55:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Review of the Blue Jays in 'Angels in the Outfield'</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/review-blue-jays-angels-in-the-outfield/</link><description>In July 1994, Disney released the movie Angels in the Outfield. It featured a star-studded cast of actors, including Danny Glover, Tony Danza, Christopher Lloyd, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Neal McDonough, Adrien Brody and Matthew McConaughey. They all played characters on the Angels' side of the ball...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2451</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2025 10:54:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>&#x201C;Go Birds!&#x201D; and the Mindset of a Championship Team</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/%E2%80%9Cgo-birds%E2%80%9D-and-the-mindset-of-a-championship-team-r2304/</link><description>The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champions. Even if you don&#x2019;t follow football, you&#x2019;ve likely heard their rallying cry: &#x201C;Go Birds!&#x201D; On the surface, it seems innocuous. An eagle is a bird. It doesn&#x2019;t take much of a leap to see how they got there. One small problem: the NFL is also home to th...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2304</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2025 11:57:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Reluctantly Signed Arbitration Deal In Effort To Help Front Office's Feelings</title><link>https://jayscentre.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/vladimir-guerrero-jr-reluctantly-signed-arbitration-deal-in-effort-to-help-front-offices-feelings-r2237/</link><description>There are a lot of nervous fans in Toronto this offseason, and the Blue Jays continue to try and navigate the offseason before "the big one".




	Much has been made about the team's failures to secure star players in free agency, as well as their inability to lock down their in-house stars on l...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2237</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jan 2025 16:58:43 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
